In the overwhelming narcissism that floods a blogger after their first post, I decided to see what I would have to Google for my blog post to come up. I decided on the phrase "ass with a radioactive hamster," because it seemed like that was likely to be a rare combination.

Apparently, I can't make my new blog come up. HOWEVER....

This treatise on how to decontaminate a radioactive hamster exists in the wide world of the Internets. So, sleep tight everyone! Radioactive hamsters are no longer a real threat.